My mother-in-law provided us with many laughs in her later years. Here is just one example. I was driving her to the doctor and she started the conversation:
Her: "My ears are stopped up."
Me: "I'm sorry. What do we need to do about it?"
Her: " I don't know. Brad's ears were stopped up."
Me: "Oh really?"
Her: "Oh yeah, he had to call Fedex out to clean them."
Me: "I did not know that Fedex offered that service."
Her: "Oh yeah, they'll come if you call them."
I figured out she was trying to say he called the medics. There were many more times, but some I can't write on a family friendly blog. The funny part was that she didn't even know she had something inappropriate. Please tell me your story.
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